fat mum club 

1. Asian Chuck Norris.

2. RuneScape legend, tank, and god.

3. A mythical beast from Sorrow of Knights who can tank 399 RSD opts easily, and is the #1 f2p BSer in RuneScape.

1. Person1: "What happened to your face, Edward5010?" Edward5010: "I got fat mum clubbed".

2. Person1: "Hey Edward5010, off to church again?" Edward5010: "Yes" Person1: "Don't bother. Not even divine intervention can stop fat mum club from kicking your ass."

fat mum club by fasterlouder November 26, 2010

fat people block 

people wo times weight for thier size sid with each other and use their fat to block skinny people from living, eating or pissing. they will surround every type of enviromnment and ritual for thier slaves to perform for them. their heavy weight followers chase and torment pretty people that stand out, or are victimized.. anything they can feed off of so i keeps them occupied with thier corruption.

while the victims lay and rest, the government is industrializing which will reduce the fat people block one day and they will see themselves as a bunch of winey losers.

fat people block by scotscot'sgirl December 4, 2010

fat jolly fucker

Some who wont shut the fuck up and laughs at everything. Also likes Generals dick. Fat and dumb

Hahaha im a fat jolly fucker hahaha. that printer is funny hahaha. I like the generals dick hahaha

fat jolly fucker by Master01 November 25, 2013

Fat crush 

Something soul crushing you get when you have liked someone you have no chance with for far too long even though that person is unavailable or uninterested

Guy 1: Damn I got a fat crush on Jasmine
Guy 2: That must suck

Fat crush by some.random.simp January 7, 2021

fat gay woman 

ur mom

ur mom is a fat gay woman

fat gay woman by David Jurado March 28, 2022

Fat Doinks 

Usally pertaining to fat cocks but sometimes means idiot

Nigga i be smoking them Fat doinks

Fat Doinks by Jikka September 13, 2017

fat albert

A Jay and Silent Bob creation, owing mostly to the genius of Kevin Smith. The Fat Albert dance routine was a cut scene from the feature film Dogma, and had a small but entertained cult following.

Let's watch Jay and Silent Bob do the Fat Albert again!

fat albert by Katy December 26, 2003