poo poo fard

A massive shit that hurt your ass.

I just poo poo farded.

by Infrared August 30, 2022

Angry poo

When you eat spicy food such as hot wings or hot chill sauce then go for a poo and it leaves you with a burning sensation on your ring hole

Mate, that curry last night has just given me a right angry poo

by Massivecyunt June 16, 2022

Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth

pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo

by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 08, 2011

space poo

Shitting into a vacuum cleaner pretending you're astronaut.

I'm gonna mix it up and go for a space poo!

by Newagearsewipe March 09, 2016

Space poo

When you start taking a shit and put the vaccuum cleaner nozzle on your asshole and suck the feces out.

" I didn't want to miss the episode on tv but I had to take a shit, so I grabbed the vaccuum and took a space poo"

by Rogeydogdogwhoofwhoofwhoof March 03, 2018

poo-canned

To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.

Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?

Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!

by gatosgirl July 06, 2010

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 25, 2024