Chocolate doughnut

Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)

"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"

by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019

Chocolate Pie

You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!

"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"

"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"

"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"

by Yeah It's KK November 21, 2019

Chocolate bandit mask

It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls

I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask

by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019

Chocolate

The only thing that females can eat when on their period

me) “Give me the hecking chocolate you butt”
my mom) “but... you just ate everything in the fridge...”

by Annoyed, But not a bitch :T April 22, 2019

Chocolate Caviar

To eat fish poop like chocolate.

“Hey man, did you actually eat my chocolate caviar?”

“What!”, “I thought those were raisins”

by Saucy_Ramen_God April 24, 2019

Chocolate rainbow

A much more exciting terminology to describe the act of anal sex.

“I want to play in your chocolate rainbow”

by Cutielamb May 4, 2019

Thanos Chocolate

When you take a shit but it breaks into a million pieces.

Jeffrickson:"I ate too many beans and I made Thanos Chocolate."

by BTC123 May 8, 2019