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Dust Monkey

Someone who works on computer. Computers tend to have a lot of dust in them and often need to be blown out because of the collection of said dust.
Johnny is a grease monkey, he works on cars but his sister is a total dust monkey, she works on computers all day. NERD!
by CarpoolingZombie April 24, 2010
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The Crazy Monkey

When two lesbians use a banana as a dildo whilst participating in crazy lesbian sex. The taker hangs upside down while screaming like a crazy monkey.
Dude I walked past a tree today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey!

I watched a lesbian porno today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey and I went bananas.
by SELLCK January 1, 2008
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dunk the monkey

When a black person (preferably male) sticks,shoves, et. his dick in a girls pussy or ass
ugly black girl: let's go dunk the monkey.
ugly black guy: ok
(has sex)
ugly black girl:wtf i said in the ass
ugly back guy: opps looks liked i dunked the monkey in the wrong spot
by ScarFacE587 May 4, 2009
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Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.
That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)
by Cock April 26, 2005
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monkey food

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way
hey ya got any monkey food?
by joe February 16, 2005
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monkey scruff

the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.
yo man check out this asslint I dug up from my monkey scruff.
by dan March 1, 2005
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monkeychunks

Slang term for vagina. Specifically referring to a lapsing state of personal hygiene exhibited by socially inept females.
Oh man, I was about to hit it with Bridgett last night, but her cooter stunk like monkeychunks, so I told her I had a headache and just went home.
by maxxx October 26, 2005
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