Lick my tits

An expression used by drunk sorority girls when talking with vitriol toward each other.

Meaning: not caring what is thought of oneself, often said as an afterthought.

Can be used interchangeably with similar expressions like "kiss my ass" and "suck my dick."

Etymology: University of Maryland, Halloween 2013

"I'm not the ugly one. She is the ugly one. Whatever. That girl can lick my tits."

by jbandjt November 2, 2013

hold my head

To firmly grasp the head of the penis, A substitution for suck my dick

Ayo Peter you deadass did that?? Hold my head

by shampmaster December 6, 2016

cuddle my wrist

verb: to gift someone a wrist watch

Girlfriend: What do you want for Christmas?
Boyfriend: Cuddle my wrist

by Slaytoven July 6, 2018

shake my cakes

Slang term for getting some good sex.

Honey child, why not drop whatchur doin’ and come over here and shake my cakes!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

My Happy Hand

One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.

No doubt about it. The lefty is my happy hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

gets my goat

pisses me off

The way you are chewing with your mouth open right now really just gets my goat

by d1nuslamb2.o May 12, 2016

Bleed on my butter

We're someone bleeds on the others cum being period blood or cuts.

Jonathan: baby I'm horny
Karey: but baby it's my shark week
Jonathan: so you can bleed on my butter ;)

by Thecumspider July 29, 2022