mattie j

A pussy ass bitch, who has a small dick.

Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.

by SuzieMom December 23, 2017

J cone

An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong

yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?

by aussie1174 December 30, 2019

J Pratt

The old guy who needs to stop calling everyone talking about his fat wife.

J Pratt acting like a real Pratt.

by HorseNoName April 21, 2020

J-Forde

To pull out early and or forefit, avoiding risk and or potential gain

That multi bet doesn't look like it's going to pay, time to J-forde.

by Yotimbo March 30, 2025

j

the ultimate letter

"I'm bored. j"

by am supre bord March 21, 2022

J

dot letter
Used by DoT.#1628 randomly (comedic effect)

J

by FRBloke October 13, 2020

PB&J

The act of covering your girlfriend in strawberry jam and releasing diarhea all over her then slurping it all up.

Did you here about Sarah and Brad?!? Apparently they pulled a PB&J last night!

by Jlmao29 September 7, 2016