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eat a turtle

literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.
by danielbuddlikestoyeehaw September 27, 2018
mugGet the eat a turtlemug.

Eat Ass Class

"Eat Ass Class" a class where you learn how give oral sex to the asshole of an doll, partner, ect

(btw there is no such thing as a free lunch... sorry)
"yo did you go to eat ass class today?"
"no I got lunch already"
by mr.thicc February 15, 2018
mugGet the Eat Ass Classmug.

eat dick mud

sturdy NY slang big bro spider man and venom say
by Lachaballs June 9, 2024
mugGet the eat dick mudmug.

car eating

Someone who always starts eating the food before you get home
Jim: quit fucking car eating
Bob: fuck u man I'm hungry
by Wyates5 July 26, 2017
mugGet the car eatingmug.

Eat shit

1. An insult in English, but is the literal translation of an insult more commonly used in Cantonese, 食屎 (sik si).

2. To get the short end of the stick, to experience some unfortunate turns of events. This one commonly is found in the past tense "ate shit".
1. "Sik si lan yeung!" (Eat shit dickface)

2. "Bruh I really just ate shit"
by MistressChing_Ext November 17, 2024
mugGet the Eat shitmug.
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

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