Sleep-Dick

A more casual / slang term for Sexsomnia.

Performing sexual acts with oneself or another while sleeping. These actions are performed without any conscious control and are commonly completely unknown to the individual upon waking up.

"I had the worst case of Sleep-Dick last night... my girlfriend tried to make me stop but she couldn't wake me up."

Guy 1: "She said it happened again last night..."
Guy 2: "Sleep-Dick?"
Guy 1: "Totally..."

by 0bi January 20, 2009

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prickly dick

A person who is such an asshole that they cannot be described as just a prick or a dick, therefore both words are combined to form this term. Can be abbreviated to "PD".

1. "Alex is being such a prickly dick lately."
2. "That was such a prickly dick move."

by ovenface420 December 4, 2009

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Houdini Dick

The act of titty fucking a woman with such large breasts your dick disappears.

When I titty fucked her she gave me Houdini Dick.

by catch 23 March 17, 2010

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Celebrity Dick in a Box

A hit game-show on independent South Wales TV. The show consists of male celebrities taking turns to see how long they can support a medium sized budweiser box on their erect penises.

"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"

"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"

Good day my name is Archbishop Rowan Williams and you've been watching celebrity dick in a box

by ***Welshy*** September 13, 2010

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Reef Dick

A venereal disease that leaves your dick looking like a coral reef. There is no known cure.

Tyrone: "Hey, girl, TTD."

Sara: "Ew, gross. You got that reef dick."

by coco biotches 69 March 15, 2011

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Prog Dick

(Noun) A slang term for Time-Signaturitis, a physical condition where the male is unable to achieve and/or withhold an erection without background music that is in alternating 9/8 to 13/8 time signatures

"Ugh, I tried hooked up with this guy last night, but he had Prog Dick; I didn't have any Dream Theater on my iPod, so he walked home with his head hung in shame."

by The Man in the Purple Sweater September 15, 2011

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