crooked cunt

Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012

Fire Cunt

Someone who is beyond bitchy.

Professor ________ is a Fire Cunt.

by dommers September 18, 2012

Cunt Duck

As ducks make a repetitive quack sound, saying cunt repetitively makes a duck like noise. Usually used by young males in public to draw attention.

Uh oh, here comes the cunt duck!! CUNT CUNT CUNT!!

by Charles Fucking Money August 9, 2012

cunt artist

This is a word used in the 1970's in Australia. It means a person who is very proficient at being a cunt. A person skilled in the art of being a cunt. Like a full time cunt without hesitation just to be a cunt.

That is the second pocket knife the teacher has taken from me! What a cunt artist!

I hate Barry, he just fucks every ones girlfriend behind their boyfriends back! What a fucking cunt artist!

by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012

Automatic Cunt

When you don't like something or someone you don't know they're automatic cunt or (AC)

People that text you million times for nothing - automatic cunt (AC)

by hollywoodswagg103195 August 13, 2013

Cotton Cunt

The female equivalent of "Blue Balls".

Occurs when a woman fails to receive sexual gratification on a consistent basis

Jill has cotton cunt and is on the prowl for a man tonight.

by the fjord August 13, 2011

cunt plop

the act of sitting on a piece of poo and letting some go into your vagina. you then stand up and let it plop out :)

i was with this dutty girl last night, then her mum came in and did a massive cunt plop on the cat

by the kiddy katching king August 20, 2011