A medical procedure common in prisons and jails to repair an anus and/or rectum that has suffered severe trauma. Typically used on victims of prison rape.
Tyrone raped the prison bitch named Steve. Guards stepped in, brought Steve to the hospital where an emergency set of Butt Stitches were mercifully administrated to his anal region.
by elmer89 March 1, 2011
Get the Butt Stitch mug.A general term for someone who acts like they're full of shit half the time and tell the truth the other half of the time. A person who tells the truth to one person and then lies to another.
Guy 1: Man, Charlie has been a Butt Panda lately.
Guy 2: I know right, he told me he was going to be here all night.
Guy 1: That's what I mean he told me the same and then that Butt panda left about an hour ago!
Guy 2: I know right, he told me he was going to be here all night.
Guy 1: That's what I mean he told me the same and then that Butt panda left about an hour ago!
by The Mega-Bonner August 14, 2011
Get the Butt Panda mug.The post-anal-sex act of placing a straw in your partners anus and sucking out the mixture usually consisting of (but not limited to) semen, fecal matter, blood, sweat, etc. Generally used in the homosexual sub-culture but has recently popped up on the radar in the straight community.
After I got through pumping (and blowing my load in) gary's stink star, I put a straw in and enjoyed me some good ol' BUTT SHAKE!!
by joeydnewyork September 12, 2011
Get the Butt Shake mug.by boitoy4u18 December 4, 2004
Get the Phils butt mug.During an awkward silence, it is customary to exclaim this phrase so as to minimize the level of non-comfort.
A: Yeah and then I was like, "YOUR MOM!" Haahaahahaa.
Group: *awkward silence.*
A: ....RAPTOR RAPTOR BUTT BUTT.
Group: roflroflrofl.
Group: *awkward silence.*
A: ....RAPTOR RAPTOR BUTT BUTT.
Group: roflroflrofl.
by celisse September 23, 2009
Get the RAPTOR RAPTOR BUTT BUTT mug.In the 2001 edition of Ripley's Believe It Or Not, the story of a man named jeffrey summers lost his tongue in a freak accident and had a section of his behind used to create a tongue so that he would retain the ability to speak.
The result of having a section of your ass removed to serve as a replacement for your tongue which has been destroyed due to unwarrented participation in certain intriguing activities.
The result of having a section of your ass removed to serve as a replacement for your tongue which has been destroyed due to unwarrented participation in certain intriguing activities.
Oh my god, that guy on ripley's believe it or not has a piece of his ass as a tongue!
That guy's butt tongue is hairy... cus it came from his asshole.
Hey look at Colin's hairy butt tongue!
That guy's butt tongue is hairy... cus it came from his asshole.
Hey look at Colin's hairy butt tongue!
by realeditor March 16, 2009
Get the Butt Tongue mug.1.an insult, refers to a lobster(usually blue)that dwells most of their life in a human asshole
2.similar to Zelda's Skulltula, it is a lobster who typically clings vertically on the buttocks of a human
3. Tom scott, of Patchogue
2.similar to Zelda's Skulltula, it is a lobster who typically clings vertically on the buttocks of a human
3. Tom scott, of Patchogue
by D-bo January 16, 2004
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