Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Bird fucker

Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation

Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker

by The Nice Meme Truck February 7, 2018

Bird Boppin'

The act of repeatedly tapping your bird (usually a budgie) on the head until (s)he becomes extremely annoyed and/or aggravated.

1: I was totally bird boppin' tweet a few minutes ago.
2: LOL! she must have been pissed
1: yeah, she almost bit me.

by burdbawp February 15, 2010

Portsmouths biggest mush bird

The biggest mush bird in the extended vicinity of Portsmouth

Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in Portsmouth

by Mushbirdlover June 29, 2021

angry birds

angry parents that refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic because you report ça laisse à désirer and they want you to do better

I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.

by Sexydimma March 12, 2015

kenzie bird

A girl who is a bird usally related to a Zack Mike or Durham and is a goody 2 shoes

The Kenzie bird flew out the window to get away from the Spanish teacher

by Garrett123456789 December 15, 2017

Hop On Angry Birds

When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.

Joe: Hey guys, want to hop on Angry Birds?
Other people: Sure, lets find a nice spot.

by peepeeshit May 13, 2021