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Alex

Me: OH NO ALEX JUMPED
:Random: HOLY CRAP N ALEX WHY
by syxteenhunnid February 16, 2023
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alex

alex is the best boi ever . he's so sweet and caring. he's also very beautiful and hot. he's the best husband ever even tho he always leaves you on read or liked. he also has a weird obsession with miles kane.
bibi:yeah Alex's not cool
me:WHAT?bro
by Alex's wife biatch May 2, 2022
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Alex

Alex is a guy who hangs out at the trap house and smokes hella weed
Yo alex pass the j
by bigtowernuts March 23, 2022
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Alex Glenn

A very hot and sexy man who is also super cool and funny
Person: Hey do you know Alex Glenn?
Girl: I just squirted
by asodkjSMPOEVHNFP April 25, 2024
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Alex Juice

A bottle of water containing water mixed with vodka (usually past the cap).
Gotta have me some Alex Juice
by AlexJuiceMan October 29, 2022
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Alex

A name commonly used to describe someone who’s excessively overweight and unapologetically indulges in unhealthy habits. Often the butt of jokes about food and lack of fitness, an "Alex" is stereotyped as someone who treats every meal like it’s their last.
"I thought the buffet had enough for everyone, but then Alex showed up."
by Anonymousskinnyman January 8, 2025
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Alex Butcher

A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Alex's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Alex's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Alex's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. But all children beware. They often pretend to be younger then they are and can have an alternate life where they are the biggest pedo you have ever met.
“Omg are they really letting Alex Butcher do work experience at a nursery. They know he’s a pedophile right.”
by Carnage and murder January 13, 2021
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