menstrief

A quief while on your period.

Ahh, that was a thick menstrief, theres a bloody spatter pattern in my panties.

by Boafaroni August 10, 2009

Mansterbation

1. Male form of masterbation
2. Jerking off
3. Whacking off
4. Beating it
5. Jacking off

Our police records show that you were arrested yesterday for public mansterbation.

by osiz February 8, 2010

Manstrocity

A man with abnormally large genitals.

"Come here and get some of this manstrocity!"

by m_clark87 February 22, 2010

Manstagram

Manstagram is the act of a man taking a faux instagram picture. The Colors are distorted and there is almost always partial nudity.

Jon "I sent a picture of myself shirtless covering my chest to Angela"

Sam "Nice manstagram"

by sEaKm December 6, 2012

menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).

girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"

by BillieGoat June 12, 2013

Menstrual Tide

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.

Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"

by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015

menstruapated

when your period just won't start, and there is no reason for it not to. If you would stop stressing and relax, it will come out.

Joe, calm the fuck down, you're just menstruapated. Or
Don't waste your money on a pregnancy test, you're just menstruapated.

by JoJo biddo December 12, 2015