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Ass Fucking 

When one of the boys ignores the boys to talk to a female.

Thats complete ass fuckery
Bro: Why isnt Xavier in the call?

Bro 2: He left the call, hes probably ass fucking.
Ass Fucking by JOKER MAIN April 8, 2020

Unbelievably Fucking Horny 

When you’re so fucking horny that you want to fuck your gf so hard in any position possible within 30 seconds.
Babe I’m so unbelievably fucking horny I could fuck you in missionary.

that's a fucking bahji 

A play on words derived from the popular Indian snack of an onion bahji/bahjai, used to describe a good goal scored on 'pro evolution soccer'.
"That's a fucking bahji!" Said Pete as he put yet another superb goal in from outside the box on the turn with his back to the tv and his eyes closed.

"Fuck me that was nearly a fucking bahji" Said Phil as he nearly pulled one back with an audacious yet very good attempt

Cunt in a fucking barrel 

When you're so wasted on either nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy or alcohol, or cocaine, that you feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'.

In other words, extreme claustrophobia, the mother of all bad trips. In other words, smoking too many of the Jeffrey.
John: So what did you think of the party last night?
Freddie: Dude, I still feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'. Pass me the shotgun!

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!

your a fucking shrub 

It's when you hate this bitch and you think she is ugly as fuck
Hey bitch your a fucking shrub