by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023
An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.
“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”
by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022
Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 11, 2022
why are you being a grumpy bum :(
by JEFFERY THE 3RD September 02, 2020
The Bum-Bell-Bee broken down for y'all
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
by Ya boi Rasheed March 17, 2019
by davestehday June 27, 2011
Mucky bum is the result of passing copious amounts of excrement and having it stick to unusually long anal hair.
by RideshareLingo November 30, 2019