Boston Creampie

A Boston Creampie is when someone ejaculates inside someone in the bathroom of a Red Sox game.

I knew she was a true Red Sox fan when she asked for a Boston Creampie during the seventh inning stretch.

by abbycockbane January 17, 2023

botcom

A dotcom where most of the handles commenting to articles are automated aka social 'bots with extremely high comments counts that are all saying the same thing but in different ways. A botcom always lacks diversity of opinion in its comments sections.

I made a comment in a botcom that was downvoted, flagged, and removed for being in opposition to what all the other handles were posting.

by Mrs. Newless January 25, 2023

boctous

An idiot who is stupid enough to look up the definition of a word that is written on the sidewalk.

oh hey look, that’s you, you’re a boctous.

by heheurmom February 22, 2023

Boston Harmonica

When two guys are docked together and a woman licks the two joined shafts like similar to playing the harmonica.

Me and John were hanging out when Sarah come over and we had a 3 way, she's always wanted to try a Boston harmonica.

by PhenicRaider February 24, 2023

Blotto Drunk

A dictionary term typically used by people that don't drink, The Conversational Equivalent of ordering a Miami Vice drink at virtually any bar not on a beach or at a pool.

Dennis: Hey Man, I am Blotto Drunk
Jeremy: Concrete Mixers are non-alcoholic Dennis.

by B3rg 2 time champion March 1, 2023

Blotto Drunk

Dictionary Term typically used by people who dont drink to describe a state of drunkenness that the other drunks in the room have to look up in a dictionary as despite their 30 years of a continuous state of drunkenness had never heard anyone use that word. Functionally equivalent to ordering a Miami Vice at Virtually any bar not directly on a beach

Man, I am Blotto Drunk. Someone responds that Concrete mixers do not contain alcohol, and please put your pants back on.

by B3rg 2 time champion March 1, 2023

Boston Butt Cream

When you take two large Juno hot dogs at a Red Sox game wrap completely in cotton candy then stick all the way in a girls asshole, make sure you have at least one person covered head to toe in cream cheese watching you.

Yo who wants to partake in a Boston butt cream and the Red Sox game tn?

by Bostonbuttcream69 March 11, 2023