by THE SEX MONSTER June 15, 2011
Get the Blue Lobster mug.when you are so constipated your face becomes all twisted up & turns blue. This event is often accompanied by a variety of deep gutteral moans.
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When you take a clear blue tinted dinner plate that you can see thru and have somebody lay down holding the plate over their mouth, the other person takes a dump on the plate thus; "Blue Plate Special "
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Get the blue squishy mug.instead of blue balls when someone jerks you around and you can't quite have an orgasm, "blue EYE balls" come from when someone jerks you around each night when you are trying to fall asleep. just as you are about to drift away into lala land, you are rudely awoken, time after time--with each incident of blue eye ball making you grouchier and grouchier.
My spouse gives me blue eye balls every fucking night when I am trying to get to sleep, as he continuously snores then wakes up to restart his netflix.
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Get the blue eye balls mug.When a woman tells a man to close his eyes while he has an erection. Then she shoves a blue sharpie up his dick, making sure to break it so the blue ink comes out of his piss hole. Then, while the man looks at her like she's a maniac, she laughs in his face.
Fratboy1: Man, yesterday my girl did a Blue Hyena to me.
Fratboy2: Dude, you are kidding!
Fratboy1: I'm not! She said it was payback for doing the Alaskan Firedragon to her the other day.
Fratboy2: Dude, you are kidding!
Fratboy1: I'm not! She said it was payback for doing the Alaskan Firedragon to her the other day.
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