Beans

Another name for weed, because of the beanlike shape of individual nugs of weed. It can also be used as a verb - "to bean", or to be "beaned".

"Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans. Yeah Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans", (from the song NAVUZIMETRO#PT2).
"You guys down to bean this Friday?"
"He was so beaned that he literally couldn't move at all."

by SolidSquared August 4, 2017

Baked Bean

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.

Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.

by zinkii October 2, 2021

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

Bean Boy

A geography wiz

If you can arrange every state on the US map correctly first try, you’re a bean boy.

by It’samemario March 5, 2025

Beans

Any thing in regards to sexual furry content.

"Do you like beans?"
"Not really, they are kinda weird"

by Twiggy Deer January 27, 2020

jordie bean

a freckled youtube who's like five and annoying

person: ew, you watch Jordie bean?
person 2: I know lmao, it's bad

by jojosiwaisthatyou February 15, 2019

bean

either a party short person who is swol and is buff or a tall skinny person with absolutely no muscle.

damn bean, why are you so big.
or
damn bean, maybe you should go to the gym.

by niggapenis June 6, 2020