May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

by not a normal man September 18, 2024

29th of may

is the national send him some spicy pics if its his bday to day

wow is it his birthday on the 29th of may,

I guess I need to send him some spicy pics

by my little slut Orianne May 24, 2025

May 1st

people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.

dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.

by pssyslayer69 November 3, 2020

May

May is national fuck your significant other month! You have to fuck everytime you see each other no matter what, you can do it anywhere and anyway. Just make sure to have sex.

"Hey baby its may, you know what that means"
"Yes lets have sex"

by PerseusCoomer April 5, 2022

May 21

Finest bitches born on may 21st😈

“Yeah my birthdays on May 21st”
“Lemme fuck shawty”

by bipolarassbitch July 1, 2022

May 4

National Make-out Day! the day where you can spend hours making out with the one you love the most (gf/bf)

let's make-out its May 4

by Rainy_day963 May 3, 2024

May 27th 2022

Queen Elizabeth II died on May 27th

haha SHES DEAD! SHE DIED on May 27th 2022! LOL XD NERD

by Klompfer May 12, 2022