arse about tit

Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.

"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

settle your tits

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to settle their tits. A phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down.d

A - What the fuck ref?! Crosby's being a pussy!

B - Dude, settle your tits. Giroux's gonna knock him on his ass.

by Briere48 September 10, 2012

California Tit slap

When you take your dick and slap a bitch nipple with it.

George: Man I was with Regina and I have her a California Tit Slap!
Jason: Bro that's dope!

by The Slim Reaper February 26, 2015

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

by Professional Racist December 1, 2021

Holy fuck tits

Expression used when you are astonished by a said situation.

Person 1:Our cat is dead!
Person 2:HOLY FUCK TITS

by Brozojoe January 9, 2012

Suck tits month

It’s the time where we all have fun and suck some tittys

Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month

by Mr no-one knows October 9, 2019

stuck on my tits

The female version of "stuck on my nuts," this term is used to describe a situation in which a guy is so into a girl that he will not leave her alone and thinks she is basically perfect.

Mark won't stop calling me; he's really stuck on my tits.

by Beederbop June 16, 2010