streetlight manifesto

There is only one person who once did a short tour with OCG in the band.

by josh September 25, 2003

stretch dog

a loser

Pullman is a stretch dog

by Grimace October 8, 2003

streetwalker

Dumbass normal person. No sence of humor, no third eye vision.

A streetwalker will do anything not to get into a fight.

by Mac Linton September 6, 2005

Steeter

A term of endearment for any friend who plays metal guitar, looks like that guy from house, and is named Kendal.

yeah, hold on I'll introduce you. STEETER, C'MERE!

by Optimus Cullenator January 21, 2011

Stretch Armstrong

Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.

Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!

by Amherst CFB's September 11, 2006

streetlight manifesto

the biggest disgrace to music ever created . total bullshit . sounds like mexican music trying to be punk . its a complete and utter failure on the parts of poser band members, Thomas Kalnokey , Josh Ansley , and a few others who don't even deserve to be named . this band does NOT and NEVER will be able to claim the title of 'decent punk band' . the entire ska genre is total SHIT .

oh my gosh , streetlight manifesto is so freaking awful . the members of that band are a threat to society . they should be institutionilized . then cut 1000000 times with a razor blade . then dipped in a mixture of orange juice and salt . then have their fingers burned off , so they can never play again . then have their penises turned inside out , like some poorly executed sex change . suck on that bitches .

by taytaytheterminator January 2, 2011

Streets ahead

To be better, more modern, and just straight up dope. The inverse is to be streets behind which is to be worse, retarded, and just not with the shits.

Jack: Yo did you see what that fag Keenan did today?
John: I know he’s so streets behind.

Will: omg Larry how are you so ripped?
Larry: what can I say I’m just streets ahead.

by Nigward 69 October 27, 2020