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School laptop 

Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers
13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*
School laptop by itzwinkeyy March 25, 2021
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School porn 

Frickin porn in school on a desk
School porn by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

School Bus 

1) Long, Yellow Vehicle that is overcrowded, smelly, and Filled with drunk ass kids who will most likely blow up the damn thing while having parkour contests on the seats and yelling "DICK!" or "(Inset Name Here) is gay!" as they are transported to school.

3) Vehicle that contains these people:
The Fortniters: Usually 3 or 4 sixth graders that play Fortnite with volume on full blast. Fun to Watch. Favorite phrase seems to be "ur Trash!"
The Idiots: Majority of population, they do anything and everything dumb. DO NOT INTERACT!
The Teacher's Pet: that one kid who sits in the front, studies, and is probably hiding a machete in their bag. Either a friendly acquaintance or your worst enemy.
The Chill One: Usually only one kid who you talk to and is the only reason you havent already committed suicide. STICK WITH THEM, THEY ARE YOUR ONLY HOPE.
The Gossip Girls: Girls that always are talking about social media, their nails, and their hair. Usually the ones that initiate conversation with you and tell everyone who you like.
The Hot Chick: i know this one can only be recognised by straight males or lesbian females, but she is the one that is so amazing that she can turn a shit day into the best moment of your life. she is the one reason you are alive. There are some cons though, she's rarely on and your dumb friends already know you like her. Probably not in any of your classes either.
Teacher "describe your bus"
Kid "oh, my school bus? Ok. It's long, yellow, crowded, and filled with morons."
School Bus by Dragonborn13131 September 30, 2018

school uniforms 

Used to promote a sense of unity among students, and keep other kids from getting picked on for not being able to wear all the latest fasion designs and saves parents from having to spend millions on school shopping. Doesn't rob students of their individuality, but teaches them how to dress respectfully and find other ways to be individual. It's a good idea if its introduced to students the right way and not heavily regulated.
Person 1: School uniforms supress our individuality.
Person 2: No, it stops us from judging by appearances all the time and teaches us how to be individuals aside from our appearance. It only sucks if you have to where them for the entire school year, every single day. You should get used to it seeing as most jobs these days have dress codes and/or require their employees to wear uniforms.

School Shooter 

School shooter - (school student or ex-student) involved in school shooting
unstable person, possibly with mental illness or childhood trauma,delusional, schizophrenic,egoistic,revenge seeking,troubled individual
Triggers(bullying,social rejection,romantic rejection)
Risk factors(rough childhood,bad household,mental illness)
Passion(weapons)
Traits(deporesive, anxiety issues,self harm)
Often seeking revenge,randomly killing innocent

Bloodthirsty,finding idol in two Columbus shooters
"A school shooter went on a killing spree in highschool"
School Shooter by Snoxxx999 June 22, 2020

school mass rape

Where a bunch of guys go into a school and rape all the women at gun point.
Did you hear about that school mass rape?

School doodie

A piece of fecal matter or doodie made in school as opposed to home or some other place, generally it is left in the toilet for other students viewing.
Hey Matt did you see that school doodie in stall 5 today he could have done his doodie at home.

Marsha did you see all the school doodie in the bathroom today, I have to go earlier in the day or hold my doodie till I get home. I know that girl must have had corn for dinner last night.
School doodie by MattRat September 8, 2011