Parking Job

When one consumes both a stimulant such as Viagra and a sleeping aid such as Ambien then proceeds to fall asleep while still fully erect inside of a woman.

I was so tired that I couldn't even stay awake for sex, I wound up giving her a parking job.

by Anathemanic January 8, 2012

Gamer Parkinsons

When after hours of game-playing, your hands (and sometimes arms) won't stop shaking. Particularly after playing the Nintendo Wii

"I played Metroid for hours, and my gamer parkinsons started acting up. My hands won't stop shaking!!"

by Debbie Malone November 23, 2007

free parking

A girl who has a loose pussy because she gets banged by every guy. This girl is unbelieveably easy. Sleep with her if you want an std.

That Faith bitch is for sure free parking.

by lala1043 January 5, 2010

Stalker parking

The act of parking your car away from other cars. The person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: Mall Parking lot, Restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. This type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking spaces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.

John: Have you seen Roy? He said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.

Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?

John: Yes, where is he?

Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.

John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.

by Russell228 December 30, 2010

couch-parked

When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.

"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."

by Laydel12 November 25, 2011

Sharking for Parking

The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.

sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.

by Lovetrav April 12, 2011

Parks and Recreation

Better than the Office.

Man, Parks and Recreation is the best.

by BigBrain23 October 15, 2019