handsome boy / pretty titty parking

Ideal parking close to the entrance/venue. Usually gender specific

Yo! You scored some handsome boy / pretty titty parking right out front?!

by dagooz6942 March 21, 2024

Orange Park, Florida

Orange Park is a town in Clay County, Florida, United States, and a suburb of Jacksonville. The population was 8,412 at the 2010 census. The name "Orange Park" is additionally applied to a wider area of northern Clay County outside the town limits, covering such communities as Fleming Island, Lakeside, and Bellair-Meadowbrook Terrace.The town's name reflects the hope of its founders for a fruit-growing industry, but their crops were destroyed in the Great Freeze of 1894–95. Despite recovery elsewhere, the crops never came back to Orange Park.HistoryOrange Park in the late 18th century was known simply as Laurel Grove. The name Laurel Grove comes from Sarah and William Pengree who received a land grant from the Spanish governor. Laurel Grove was sold to Zephaniah Kingsley of the Kingsley Plantation upon William's death. Zephaniah developed Laurel Grove into a model farming plantation for over 10 years. In 1813 General Matthews invaded East Florida triggering the Patriots Rebellion. After Mathews left East Florida Zephaniah's wife Anna Madgigine Jai Kingsley burned down Laurel Grove to keep it out of Patriots hands.The Town of Orange Park was founded in 1877 by the Florida Winter Home and Improvement Company. Following the Civil War, the company purchased several thousand acres of the McIntosh plantation at Laurel Grove, for the purpose of creating a southern retreat and small farming community.

I visited Orange Park, Florida last week, I'm really bummed I have to go home.

by Jake Gant September 21, 2016

Sparkle Parkes

An iconic creature who’s life was tragically taken by a madman driving his car on a rampage.

Will: My cat Sparkle Parkes died last spring
Beth: Haha
Kenzie: Haha

by filipinocupid.com May 1, 2019

Inside-the-park home run

Doing a #2 in a public urinal.

From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."

by Kefteniglo February 14, 2017

Esther Park

Esther Park is a common korean name—so common that if u saw a criwd of asians and called out Esther!! majority would turn around. She is addicted to gyming and dislikes driving. She is a natural born coder and a minecraft addict. She is also a great friend. She likes to draw and eat ramen late at night. She is not the type to be bullied since she has this strange presence and is a natural born leader. She’s beautiful and has the cutest nose.

Esther Park, don’t eat my ramen.
Did Esther Park eat my ramen?

by urmom729 November 22, 2021

Parked

Getting absolutely railed at any given time by Parker :’)

I had no I idea I was going to get parked before work, but I hoped it happens everyday for the rest of my life.

by Mellyjelly5116 September 27, 2022

Trenton Park

The sweetest hood inna dmv

On my soul I just went down Trenton park n dropped dat shit off

by Fatyee December 23, 2022