parking the bus 

What Jose Mourhino does.

Chelsea were parking the bus when they beat Liverpool 2-0.

parking the bus by Martin Hoxton June 9, 2014

Candace Parker

Born April 11, 1986. Raised in Naperville, Illinois. Plays in the WNBA for the Los Angeles Sparks. Was the 1st Draft pick for the WNBA. Was a Tennessee Lady Vol, and won 2 straight NCAA Championships, one in 2007 and in 2008. The sickest women's basketball player in history. The second woman to dunk in the WNBA. Lisa Leslie the 1st Also the only woman to ever dunk in a NCAA tournament, and did so 2 times in one game. And 1st woman to dunk in a NCAA tournament. Also marrying Sheldon Williams, a pro basketball player from Duke University.

Damn, did you see Candace Parker win the Slam Dunk contest?

Candace Parker by Joia Robertson August 19, 2008

The Parking Garage Story 

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.

The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.

The Parking Garage Story by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009

parklife 

I'm not entirely sure what the definition for this word is, but it's a great song by Blur

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as parklife.

parklife by Josh "Magic Hands" Franx July 4, 2004

Parkinson's law 

Parkinson's law is an administrative principle that states that work tends to expand in relation to the time available for its completion. From C. Northcote Parkinson, a professor of the University of Malaysia, who first wrote of this law. While Parkinson, like Laurence J. Peter, apparently wrote his book as a satire on administration, unfortunately it turned out to be true.

It's a sad rule of corporations, and universities are not exempt, that the administrative apparatus tends to expand with time. Unfortunately, this is accompanied by stasis in what is accomplished. Parkinson's law holds true.

Parkinson's law by eViL pOp TaRt September 9, 2005

parksville 

The reason parachute pants were cool.

Very fucking lametastic

God said" let there be light" and there was light
god said " let there be animals" and there was many creatures
And then, god took a fat hoot off his crack pipe and croaked:
"Let there be lame"
and there was Parksville

parksville by ForTheHorde? March 25, 2008

vip parking 

The parking space directly next to a handicapped parking space, indicating a closer parking space to said building.

"Whoa dude, VIP parking's open!"

vip parking by Guy MANDUDE December 13, 2008