river monkey

an but fucking wetback

i kiked that river monkeys ass

by allan immell March 11, 2005

Monkey

Gush is a perfect example of a monkey. Should of been taken back to the zoo a long time ago.
Half evolved species, likes to eat chutney and loves Machool. (A terrorist bomb)

Oh fuck, it's Gush. Stupid monkey, take him back to the zoo.

by Law. March 16, 2005

monkey glands

1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.

1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.

by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005

Monkey Bitch

Someone who can grow a beard in 6th grade.

Micheal Stewart is a monkey bitch

by Engleburt humperdink October 24, 2007

Monkey Bitch

A female less than 5 ft tall who likes to put down a man And Bitch when there is a audience around, like monkeys put on a show at the Zoo when the crowd gathers.

My neighbors wife is a real monkey bitch, she follows him around and bitch about everthing, she would`t shut the fuck up.

by eddieboy1 400 February 13, 2010

Monkey Style

When a dude masturbates on his back with his legs spread eagle and quacking. Must yank penis violently every two to three seconds. (Pencil dicks recommended) To finish a monkey style one must rupture dick tissue and cum on one face.

Yo bro last night my girl watched me monkey style. It was gnarly

by The588th12 August 3, 2019

Monkey Brain

When someone does something so stupid you're immediate thought is "monkey brain"

*Mans does something stupid*
"You fucking monkey brain"

by ImperfectTaborsk March 8, 2021