Definitions by Law.

Monkey 

Gush is a perfect example of a monkey. Should of been taken back to the zoo a long time ago.
Half evolved species, likes to eat chutney and loves Machool. (A terrorist bomb)

Oh fuck, it's Gush. Stupid monkey, take him back to the zoo.

Monkey by Law. March 16, 2005

Gush 

A half-evolved human that looks like a monkey. He likes to eat chutney and fancies Machool. (A C4 bomb)

Look, it's Gush! Someone take him back to the zoo!

Gush by Law. March 16, 2005