(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012
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I just going to eat big and Love it UP with my family this Christmas.
I want to love it UP with my lady so i'm taking her away to the mountains for the weekend.
I just going to eat big and Love it UP with my family this Christmas.
I want to love it UP with my lady so i'm taking her away to the mountains for the weekend.
by jamie_circul8 February 27, 2011
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Get the How to love mug.Love-Haze: When everything you see about and in a person is filtered through, and seen only through your heart and love. How they look, who they are... everything is beautiful.
Everything about John is beautiful to me... even his round belly... but I know I'm seeing him through a love-haze, so helping him eat heathier so he can lose weight. I will miss that cute belly!
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Something you believe is real in your children hood
Something you once thought was real before you're teen
Something DIseny made or tales and fictions brain-wash you when you are a child...
Grand Pabbie (Troll( the oldest one) in Frozen): Only true love kiss can break the ice in your heart (or whatever he said but something like that tho)
Many people irl (can't say all some of them were lucky finds true love is their first love): Those things are for kids.....it don't existed in real life......
Many people irl (can't say all some of them were lucky finds true love is their first love): Those things are for kids.....it don't existed in real life......
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The brain-wash from Disney.....
The feelings only fiction character can felt real....
Something don't existed irl...
Something you once dreamed of have one but-........i don't even want to say it out......
"Only true love kisses can break the spell!" said witch Maleficent
" Oh shoot, she won't wake up forever now......" said Megan who just realized the truth that true love doesn't really existed.....
" Oh shoot, she won't wake up forever now......" said Megan who just realized the truth that true love doesn't really existed.....
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