love crater

(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.

When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:

1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).

In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:

1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).

Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!

Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?

Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...

by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012

Love it UP

The act of outwardly expressing your love for another person or thing.

Me and my bro where loving it up over a few beers, we had a little man cry.

I just going to eat big and Love it UP with my family this Christmas.

I want to love it UP with my lady so i'm taking her away to the mountains for the weekend.

by jamie_circul8 February 27, 2011

Baked with love

Added an extra shot of protein to a dough (for all those gym junkies out there!). Watched the loaves walk out the doors, hopefully there was no buns in the oven because of it!

Today's bread was baked with love, key word here is "baked".

by King Zero owner of da Universe September 9, 2023

Mother-in-love

This is an affection nickname given to one's mother-in-law, especially when the relationship is of a positive camaraderie.

I absolutely have to get this dress for my mother-in-love. She'd love it!

by The Thesaurus Lady September 11, 2022

Love marriage

Love marriage is something which everyone wants to do but no one can do it because it is against our shit Society system

You :Uncle I want to do (love marriage)
Uncle: What the fuck ? It is against our society rule.

You : can you share me that rule book ?
Uncle: 🙄🙄

by Madarchod December 28, 2020

Love puddle

The saturated wet spot on the mattress after making love.

I had to lay in the love puddle while we cuddled after sex.

We left a huge love puddle on the bed and went to shower.

by Andee Vaccum March 16, 2021

retroactive love

falling in love after the relationship has ended

Mikey: Man, why don't you just get over her. It's been 3 weeks since you broke up and you barely seemed to like her.
Ezekiel: Not sure, Mike. It must be retroactive love.

by antonius January 15, 2004