massive cock licker

Your friend after he dosent want to play the escapists 2

Friend: I don’t want to play the escapists dude
You: you’re a massive cock licker

by niklikescock April 29, 2022

lickage

noun - relating to chinese buffets, lickage is employed as a recovery tactic after lobstering. however, due to its infrequent execution, it is regarded by many to be merely a technicality

"he won't try and lickage, we're better off just leaving before the waiters notice"

by buffetman March 2, 2009

stamp licker

a mentally handicapped person

that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.

by the colonel December 6, 2003

carpet licker

“Carpet Licker”, an individual that performs anal sex on another individual, commonly referred to as a "RimJob"

'Can I lick your carpet Jake?’ asked Figgles.

"Carpet Licker"

by SamTheWiseOne September 11, 2007

lickage

the lickage just means the sex. it originated from kat and kay.
use it to describe hot people.

www.freewebs.com/thelickage

dougie poynter is the lickage. xD

by green day March 9, 2005

Hitting licks

Scoring goals. Scoring thots.

I like hitting licks
I might go hit me that lick

by jefftheshrimp April 8, 2019

Lickalottapuss

an Animal who looks like a Platypus that likes pussy every 2 seconds

Lickalottapuss is an amazing creature because everything can get sucked into its large gaping Vagina

by jay n gabe March 20, 2003