good friend

Mal- i think your a good friend and people just need to mind there own damn business, really u have always been there for me and thats why u shouldn't listen to what these people are saying. nobody has ne right to say anything!
BUT I LOVE YOU BUNCHES!!!

you just simply a sweet girl!

by Lacey November 22, 2003

squirrel friend

A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.

Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!

by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007

my friends

just a bunch of fuckers who think unfairly, are ignorant and have different agendas

my friends are back-stabbing, annoying, homeless, junkies, boozehounds, desperate, suicidal, posers, arrogant, bitchy, and last but not least really young

by bitch-slap contorted-body nomad July 19, 2005

funeral for a friend

Another reason for the fucking downfall of today's society. An absolute pile of shit that got booed off stage at many Iron Maiden concerts for just been shit.

Did I mention they're welsh.

"Funeral For A Friend are shit"

by ashman May 10, 2005

scuttlin friend

your scuttlin friend is the friend that you shaft with or instead of scuttlin friend you can say pumping pal

fuck me and my scuttlin friend went in the car to go dogging

by Jackroll July 22, 2008

friends with textefits

Two friends who have a texting relationship without being emotionally involved. Typically two good friends who casually text without a monogomous relationship or any kind of commitment.

me and christina aren't seeing each other. In fact, we never see each other, we only text. We're friends with textefits!

by crabab December 3, 2011

Best Friends

People that don't let you do stupid things;; alone.
People that you can lean on;; Depend on.
People that are there on your darkest days;;
With you on your brightest. ♥

I'm Best Friends with Shannon.

by ummm...what? April 30, 2010