Fart stick

When your jerking off and air gets ttapped under your foreskin so every time you go up or down it makes a fart sound.

You sound like a fart stick

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019

fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

by Peterinho September 3, 2018

Fart Sucker

Someone named Curtis

Saying in accordance and belonging to AllThingsLindsay Inc.

Man, you're a real fart sucker- like Curtis.

by WtfWhyNot April 17, 2019

pencil fart

The name of Jeffy goldfish

“Daddy my fishie names is pencil fart

by Pencil fart April 16, 2018

Fart Pass

A Fart Pass says that it's alright to fart in public if someone else has.

I have a Fart Pass so it's cool.

by Jake mager October 22, 2017

No Fart February

No Fart February is a pledge where someone can go the longest without farting since the inception when February rolls around.

Tim was gonna win No Fart February but ended up farting at the last minute.

by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020