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fart snake

A fart snake is when a guy cums so hard during oral sex that he accidentally farts.
Gary came so hard while Misty was giving him head that he farted and misty called him a fart snake.
by Cheeaintlion April 4, 2016
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Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.
Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.
by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019
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Truck fart

A fart is capable to cross all types of roads and barricades to eventually reach its ultimate goal...makes you barf and cry.
That was such a truck fart, man! Even at the other side of the conference room, I saw Grace and Inge heading the WC holding their barf in their mouths.
by Pakiko January 27, 2010
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Fart Sucker

Someone named Curtis

Saying in accordance and belonging to AllThingsLindsay Inc.
Man, you're a real fart sucker- like Curtis.
by WtfWhyNot April 17, 2019
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Stinky fart

When you think it’s a silent one but you accidentally shit yourself.
Tom Johnston just had a stinky fart.
by Stinkerton69 March 3, 2020
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fart storm

a situation with a lot of problems or issues occurring at the same time, but none of them are all that serious. A milder version of a shit storm.
"We had a fart storm in the break room when the copier ran out of toner, the fax machine started smoking, and Janet slipped on spilled coffee all at the same time."
by Spartacusss March 2, 2010
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Fart Name

A fart name is an old person name, usually that some kid gets stuck with.

Judith Millie and Dolores Ann are fart names.
Kid: What's your name???
Judith Millie: Judith Millie.
Kid: Judith Millie?!?!?!!!!!! That is such a Fart Name, you sound like you're, idk, 998 years old!!!!!!
by jmplops October 5, 2010
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