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White Chocolate

When you cum in your friend's hot chocolate and they drink it unknowingly.
"He gave me white chocolate!"
"I just gave your gf white chocolate."
by LargeWhiteMan September 2, 2016
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Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack
Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf
by Nashcar July 8, 2024
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chocolate dream

I had a chocolate dream last night, it was so hot (chocolate).
by ExcuseMeChocoBuddy December 7, 2016
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Chocolate Thunder

If you are chocolate thunder you are a smokin hot man! And that’s on period!
by TheBAU💅😗 July 25, 2020
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Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach
I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day
by Mozza1 February 16, 2020
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white chocolate asshole

The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.

See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole
That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!

Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!

I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!
by Word Maestro March 8, 2018
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jashan's chocolates

The hard circular poop that comes out when you are constipated. It resembles the shit of a rabbit.
Yeah man I'm so constipated all I could shit out was jashan's chocolates
by lekshuu October 10, 2019
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