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This bum fell asleep with the lights on :0

by Frankinyo November 27, 2021

Bum

Someone who has nothing going on in life

Oh yk mekhi?
yea bih i heard he a bum

by PERSON NAMED ANONYMOUS June 24, 2025

Bum crack

bummy poo-poo crack shitty bum 1, 2, 3!

oi bum crack Die

by MrinkerKrit January 10, 2024

Cum Bum

A human who's life is devoted to cumming or obtaining cum. Cum has consumed this person and they have given up everything for cum.

Guy 1: Bro I used to like Sarah but she's just a cum bum now.

Guy 2: Dude I know she drained me last week!

Mom: Gary I caught Billy passed out in the bathroom covered in cum!

Dad: Yeah he's a cum bum now.

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

bum bleed

The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.

Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!

Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.

by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018

Bum ridin

When your are riding your pedal bike like a dumbass or a worm

meilong always bum ridin

by Nolan is sharp April 11, 2020

Bum crumble

Bum crumble

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.

by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019