Jack-In-The-Box

While one is having sexual intercourse with his girl and they are fucking but while his penis is in her he grabs the end of it and "shakes hands with mr. happy" until he climaxes.

Friend: "Hey man what did you do last night, you look exhausted"
You: "Oh well man, Jack-In-The-Box came pretty "handy" last night near the "end" of my session with my wife."

by Scott#@!@#! December 9, 2008

Different box of frogs

Two things that contrast each other so strongly they aren't comparable.

"Edibles and Acid are a completely different box of frogs."

by LeBushman April 11, 2022

twelve rocks in a box

a jury. You, and eleven of your fellow citizens if you've ever served jury duty. Derogatory, may be used by defense or prosecution counsel if you came back with a verdict that went against them.

"The guy had a .15 BAC, hit a parked car, and puked on the officer, but those twelve rocks in a box came back with a "Not Guilty". Can you believe it? I need to do insurance law..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

Jack-in-the-Box Zombie

Worthless fucktard that derives his pleasure from ruining everything.

Player: "Shit! That Jack-in-the-Box Zombie blew up my Gloom-shrooms!"

by Toadstars September 9, 2022

Indiana boxing match

When two or more overweight people are participating in sex, the two slap their fat, saggy, tits onto each other as if they were boxing.

"Boy, last night was great. After eating at McDonalds, Stacy And I fucked and we Indiana boxing matched each other. I won."

by blast attack August 20, 2016

Golden juice box

When you pee in a girls mouth cause she says wait im thirsty

Blue legacy asked me to stop for a second shes thirsty. So I gave her a golden juice box.now she's mad at me.

by J BROW April 19, 2021

tiny box tim

Markiplier's little biscuit

I wanna buy a tiny house for tiny box tim to live in just an itty bitty one it would be adorable

by darkclaw wolfgod June 4, 2021