Boner bro

When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together
Me and my boner bro read this hot fanfic
by Gayaura September 15, 2021
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data boner

Getting sexually excited while data mining and finding a new trend in data that was previously unknown
These new flow charts are giving me a raging data boner.

Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.
by archwolf September 24, 2014
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Chilly Boner

"Holy shit, man! I have a chilly boner over that car!"
"The red hot chili peppers give me a red hot chilly boner!"
"Oh my god the 80s give me a chilly boner."
by Pseudomeg July 18, 2016
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crime boner

A boner you get from commiting crimes.
I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.
by The crime boner January 20, 2014
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boner army

The groups of young men that follow popular influencers because of the raging boners they get from the pictures they post online. Phrase created by the Drew and Mike podcast.
Livy Dunne has such a huge boner army following her around she doesn’t feel safe going to class anymore.
by GetSchwifty19556 August 31, 2023
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passenger seat boner

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.
Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”
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Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
by Jack Herrer January 09, 2020
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