Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.
Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.
by Someonesomeoneelse January 31, 2012
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Anal dick sucking

When a girl, or man, crawls up in another girl, or mans, rectum with their mouth facing out the butthole. Then a man fucks the person in the rectum with the person inside. The dick anal fucks and it gets sucked.
"oh dude, i got the anal dick sucking last night, it was amazing"
"my friend wants to do anal dick suck, u up?"
by craycraypussydog January 30, 2020
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in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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anal wave

An anal wave is a fart. Passing gas.
Oh! I ate a big plate of beans. I feel an anal wave coming on.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
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Anal Projecting

The act of pooping while high.
*on the phone*

"DUDE HOLY SHIT I'M ANAL PROJECTING"

"Bruh how many edibles did you eat"
by pantaloon.exe December 28, 2020
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honor anal

Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.
“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend

“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
by Tgphelps February 07, 2018
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Amish Anal

Amish anal is when you pour heavy cream in your partners anus and have anal sex until it turns into butter.
I gave my old lady the Amish Anal last night! Would you like some toast?
by Bryoo April 10, 2023
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