Dirty Alex Tucker

A dirty Alex Tucker is when you are masturbating and your whole family walks into your room so you have a group orgy and get pegged by your mum.
My family just got home, time to pull a Dirty Alex Tucker
by Tucker Fam April 04, 2024
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alex cramer

A cunt and or pussy
by Zonated October 03, 2017
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Alex Parker Russell

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.
Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell

Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well
by Urmomhouse November 13, 2019
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Alex Lomuto

A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.
Alex Lomuto farms small teams.
by gigachadmale123 August 21, 2023
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Alex Lomuto

Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.

Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people
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Alex Prior

this guy is just the best man alive and basically yeah
yo Alex Prior i think you’re amazing, ughhhh
by mandy94757 March 14, 2022
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to alex

Loving you or caring for you wasnt the hardest part for me. The hardest part was letting you go and realizing that my love alone wasn’t enough for you. My last act of love for you is letting you go. And I know it will hurt while doing this, but it is the best option if I really did love you. However, I still do love you. That’s why it is so difficult to let you go. I really wanted to fight for us, our relationship. I want you to perceive me as loyal and loving. But I saw the slowly disappearing love you had for me. I saw the distance that slowly appeared too. I saw it in your actions that you didn’t perceive me as your love or the one. And I knew that maybe something was off, maybe you wanted more than just me. And I knew that your heart was located else where. So like I said, as my last act of love for you, I decided to just let go. I haven’t let go fully, but slow and steadily I will. This isn’t because I have no love for you, which I love you so much, it is more of because that your love is no longer existing for me. And maybe just one day, you will notice how much effort I have put into our relationship, and maybe you’ll also understand that me letting go was my last I love you to you.
Whos alex?:idk someone who broke me?

Whos it for again?: to alex
by indiarubber March 26, 2025
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