Gote muh mai aagaye

When you are sitting in a auto rickshaw and you can't feel your wallet between your negligible butt cheeks and rock hard wooden seat

Ajj Papa ne cigrette pite pakad liya mere toh gote muh mai aagaye

by Desification_ April 4, 2025

May 26th

If you were born on May 26th it means your insantly a boujie baddie grr

X: Whens your birthday?
y: May 26th
X: Oh so your a boujie baddie grr

by boujie grr June 18, 2022

may 4

People born on this day are shy, talkative, creative, handsome, sexy, tall, and very special. If you meet a guy born on this day, never let him go he will make you feel like the most special woman on earth and love you forever. Be careful with him because he will fall in love fast, and when he does he expects it to last forever. I you do break up with him keep in mind that he will still like you and try to get you back. He may also be jealous when you find someone new so be warned. But he is the best person you’ll ever meet so hold on to him.

girl: OMG he’s hot!

Other girl: Yea he is,he must have been born on may 4!
Girl: Your totally right

by Kristina was taken November 22, 2021

May 27th

Kiss a girl named lexi day

“Today is may 27th, did you make sure to kiss lexi today?”

by Lexi's boyfriend😁 May 18, 2022

May 13

National send a titty pic day

Bf:hey you know what day it is
Gf: what?
Bf: may 13,national send a titty pic day
Gf: okay here you go

by Urbantry May 12, 2022

Louis x May

An amazing ship duo, the best you will ever find, (May can be the girls full name or nick name) There presence will bring light to a room where ever they go, yes "may's" friends may tease the ship/duo however one day the will be one, To all the may's and (Mayumdi's) out there this is a sign, go talk to louis.

Oh my look over there is Louis x May

by MAYFUJ September 6, 2022

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019