sucky-pants 

Someone who either sucks at a particular activity, completely sucks at everything, or just sucks at life in general. Such as if your playing football and someone can't ever catch the ball, or if your out skating and someone can't do an incredibly easy trick: they are a sucky-pants. Because they suck.

Timmy can't even kickflip! What a horrible little sucky-pants.

sucky-pants by Stuy Lewis October 11, 2005

sucks lollipop

A term used when one must partake in activities many people dislike, though for unclear reasons, he/she enjoys.

I just got a job cleaning out the smelly old dungeon. It sucks lollipop!

sucks lollipop by chocolatism January 16, 2011

Sucks Battery 

When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...

Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'

Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'

Sucks Battery by Nucking_Futs September 23, 2012

Sucky Lacky 

A phrase used to dissolve awkwardness in conversations.

Friend: Hey how are you, are you coming out tonight?

You: Nah, I've got to clean out my rats. Sucky Lacky!

Sucky Lacky by Run_DMC April 28, 2013

sucker cock 

Step 1: get boner
Step 2: get near person of interests face
Step 3: call persons of interests name
Step 4: hope person of interests face turns into boner
Step 5: ram boner in face
.

Example) Hey McDowell ima sucker cock coach hill.

sucker cock by Ben McHammerpants April 28, 2014

Love-sucker 

Noun, Someone whose happy romantic relationship absorbs all the available love in their surroundings, leaving their single friends and colleagues unable to find happy romantic relationships of their own. Can be used to refer to long-term, committed relationships or to couples in the beginning stages of a relationship. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to love-suck"

Oh, you two are so cute. You're such love-suckers!

We can't be friends anymore! I can't ever get a boyfriend because you're such a love-sucker!

I don't mean to love-suck, but we're just so happy together.

Love-sucker by Single and a little bitter October 31, 2009

Nut Sucker 

Someone who sucks nuts

Jason is a nut sucker

Nut Sucker by DJHomeboi January 25, 2015