rolling bolt

rolling bolt is a technique that obese people use to defend themselves from thin people, they lay down on the ground and roll as fast as they can. They use their precious fat rolls to squish thinnies.

karen: omg look at that thinnie giving us obese queens that look
london: omg you're right! shes going to be a victim of my rolling bolt

by karenlondon December 24, 2021

Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate

Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll

by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

loo roll

How one might say toliet paper when you're from the UK.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.

Hey asswipe!!!
Don't flush away the loo roll because we'll need that after taking a plop.

by Telephony2 August 1, 2023

Rolled

When someone is not good at the sport of Track & Field or Cross Country

"I think he runs a 5:07 mile or something"

"Yeah that's rolled"

by shaber05 March 29, 2023

Rolled

1) When someone in a race is slow
2) When you beat someone in a race

1) Dude how did you lose that race you are absolutely rolled
2) Girl you just rolled all of those people

by TrackxStar May 8, 2023

Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

by Trai Carey November 15, 2019

rolle p

fas 2 strögare med ytterst få hjärnceller. ser ut som en apa

ser du den strögaren? aa det är rolle p, jävla särskada

by dannemannen April 23, 2021