horsethief 

not as cool as canyon lake, cause there is no lake. there are big houses, and pretty tight people. its not gated, but still relatively safe. there are lots and lots of parks. pretty much, its a chill place to be. there are usually parties there. every party i've been to, was there.

lets go to horsethief and party it up.

horsethief by loretta freemont. June 29, 2008

horseford

As in "pulling a horseford". This is the act of saying something so blatantly retarded that the entire conversation stops and all eyes are trained on the spaz that perpetrated the Horseford.
The comment often comes in the form of a reply to a rhetorical question/joke, and is so moronic in nature that it makes the person asking the question doubt their hearing/sanity.

"I think the latin name is dionosuras fishus skelotonus "
H:"Really?"
"Dude you just pulled a horseford "
H:"My legs feel really funny. I think I think I'm psychizophrenic."
"Horseford moment"
H:"My fish hates me."
H:"My arms are too long, it really freaks me out. I think I stretched them."

horseford by Nick Loxton May 19, 2006

horsemussen 

The mussening of a horse. Mussening is an ancient word only I know so sorry can't help you

"Holy crap that is uber horsemussenry" (That is the act of super mussening a horse

horsemussen by boy who wants definition of horsemussen September 13, 2007

HorseshoePond 

A Word Used To Make Someone Miss or Mess Something Up. To Be Used Before Someone Shoots A Shot In Basket Ball.
Random Word To Make People Stare

John Is about to shoot The 8 Ball In a Game of Pool.
Tom Says, "HorseshoePond"
John Misses.

HorseshoePond by Drock5252 February 2, 2009

Horsebomb 

When you kill a horse and empty all of it's guts out then fill it with bombs and poo. Then you replace the hooves with wheels and push it into the middle of a priceless museum showroom.

After this, you detonate the bomb and damage everything in the room and cover the people with a mixture of horse skin and poo.

Guy 1: Noo wayy you need to come see this!

Guy 2: Come see what?

Guy 1: This total nutcase just Horsebombed a The modern art museum.

Guy 2: Modern art is a load of crap anyway.

Horsebomb by The Horsebomber April 8, 2011

horsetamer 

The most overused fucking kit on the Minecraft Hypixel Network. People overuse this kit to the point where it makes the game bad. Another word for horsetamer is cancer, actually scratch that, horsetamer is worse.

Bro that horsetamer guy is such a scrub. #nerfhorsetamer

horsetamer by HorseTamer May 15, 2016

Horseface 

A face that usually has a mouth running to go with it.

The horseface said she was gonna cut some skin off you guy, watch your back.

Horseface by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018