Cheese Pizza

The stringy stuff when you pull your foreskin back after ten days without a shower.

Mandy- "Ew do you have an STD"
Thomas- "Nah it's just cheese pizza"

by Krispee Kreme September 15, 2017

Leftover Cheese

Noun) The gunk that you find in your belly button after 14 weeks without a shower or bath.

"Did you see Katie's leftover cheese when she was in the pool at the party?"

by dillybob August 20, 2009

Sliding the Cheese

When a man performs cunnilingus on a yeast infected vagina, collects all the "yeasties" on his tongue and French kisses the woman.

This girl had a yeast infection and asked me if I was down for sliding the cheese with her and some close friends.

by donkey amplitude July 11, 2010

Punishment Cheese

A cheese wheel that is inserted into the anus for failig at something. Can come in an array of sizes such as: Wide, Double wide, Super Wide, Extreme wide, and Oh fuck the just tore my ass hole Wide.

Damn it Steve....Get the Punishment Cheese

by Shane Casy March 22, 2009

Dream cheese

The essence of pure awesome, and is the embodiment of all things awesome in our world. there is nothing more awesome than the dream cheese.

Can be used to describe something so awesome that it is beyond words. Dream cheese is not something to be taken lightly or said allowed in public places.

Example 1: "the dream cheese is Pure awesome, compared to that, captain falcon is just...cool."

by Vaati227 January 20, 2009

Bad Cheese

Bad Cheese is defined as highly odorant flatulence, or beefy defication.

Dude, do you have bad cheese??? That fucking reeks.

or

Fucking hell, my bad cheese is brutal! My ringpiece is burning.

by Jughead McAnus January 2, 2009

Kangaroo Cheese

The crusty cheese like substance in a person's "down under" area that stinks SO bad you have to jump back.

Hey, y'all know fat Becky? Her Kangaroo Cheese almost made me knock myself out last night!

by At the Martins September 22, 2018