Crumb bum

A person who when eating leaves copious amounts of food debris and crumbs on the table, chair, and surrounding floor.

Did you notice the mess that Dora left behind after she ate? She’s really turned into a crumb bum.

by rondubbs June 7, 2020

chode bum

A chode bum is where you have a ass so flat you look like Miley Cyrus at the VMA's twerking on Robin Thicke.

"Man, did you see Miley's chode bum at the VMA's this year?"

by TwerkMasta2043 August 5, 2014

Bum-figurising

When an item of clothing makes the figure of someone’s bum look good

Hannah: ‘ Oo, John I got a new dress today. Do you like it?’

John: ‘Oo yeah, it’s really bum-figurising’

Hannah: ‘Hehe, thank you’

by UrbanDictioniser May 4, 2018

Bum

"Bum":

A colloquial term used to depict an individual who consistently demonstrates a lack of skill or proficiency in various areas. This term often denotes someone who falls short in their abilities, whether in specific tasks, sports, or general competencies. It characterizes a person as unskilled, inexperienced, or unreliable in performing certain activities or tasks, conveying a sense of inadequacy or inefficiency in their pursuits.

"Joe is a bum, particularly a stinky one; I can smell him from across the classroom."

by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023

Bum-Bell-Bee

The Bum-Bell-Bee broken down for y'all

BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole

BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls

BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly

Girl - So how was it?
Girl 2 - It was great I gave him a Bum-Bell-Bee

by Ya boi Rasheed March 17, 2019

bum boo

A term usually used for describing ones back passage activity (FARTING)

GIRL 1 "oi whats that smell?
GIRL 2 " i just did a bum boo"
GIRL 1 " what you just farted"
GIRL 2 " yea and it fucking smells"

by bumboo23 May 17, 2010

Fatty bum ba

A delusional pathetic man who eats everything like a big, fat, starving pig and catcalls young women and foolishly believes that they are actually turned on by every sweaty, disgusting roll of fat.

*Woman gets cat-called and explains to friends*: I met a fatty bum ba today

by imafattybumbum September 29, 2025