Jesus Boner

Holy sh*t you have a jesus boner
by trooperclonerex September 12, 2018
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Boner Bob

an absolute cutie even though he doesn't like to admit it
Yo, there's a new synonym for cute, I heard it's called "Boner Bob"?

Yeah lol, let's carry on with our anal sex now dear.
by bopiscoolllll June 01, 2021
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Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
by DingDane January 02, 2018
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walk out boner

A boner a guy or girl gets that can be solved without masterbation. Like stretching, walking, or running.
Man I got a walk out boner right now. 9th inning stretch here we come.
by Jack Fr0st March 23, 2016
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demi boner

A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.
Girl: "You're so hard right now"
Guy: "Yeah, I've got a demi boner"
by Poomah March 05, 2018
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Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
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Boner on top

A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)
Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night
by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021
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