Skip to main content

Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…
He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Rangers version; Demon Boners unite and they form into a Mega Demon Boner
by MValentine69 April 2, 2022
mugGet the Demon Bonermug.

Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.
He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.
by Reibesac July 11, 2017
mugGet the Brain Bonermug.

pointy boner

when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade
I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.
mugGet the pointy bonermug.

Boner

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner
by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner Squad

The best rap collective/gang. Original members are Lil Femboy, Lil Big Pi$$, and Yung Assclown. Est. 2020
Yo I been listening to hella Boner Squad recently. They are the best rappers ever!
by Cul Gi January 25, 2021
mugGet the Boner Squadmug.

Boner

Best feeling home alone, worst feeling in public.
(In public)

Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I got a boner!
Dude 2: You know what that means…… Time to find a guy to cum into!

(At home)

Hey little buddy…how ‘bout I stroke you til we cum….
by Sumonegotabonereadinthis March 19, 2022
mugGet the Bonermug.

BTC boner

The thrill you get each time you look in your digital wallet.
Stonks are dead, but I got the biggest BTC Boner when I checked my digital wallet this morning!
by HillbillyHippy April 14, 2021
mugGet the BTC bonermug.

Share this definition