Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis

Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!

by Hal Wilkerson May 02, 2025

Art-boner

When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner

This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)

Omg look at that texture… I think I just got an Art-boner!

by ~unsatisfied_with_my_service~ December 05, 2022

Boner Vernon

A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."

"oh look, a Boner Vernon"

"Hide the fetal children"

by WasabiWizard April 07, 2022

bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017

Boner Swag

The waddle/limp walk that a person (male, trans-gender) Does when they have a boner.

I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!

by ajhgui1 August 12, 2012

Roller Boner

When you are on a roller coaster and your adrenaline gets pumping then you get a boner

While I was at Canada's Wonderland i was on a roller coaster and i got a roller boner

by BobitaLovesBob April 30, 2015

Bowd Boner

Bowd Boner; An erection which is produced by Lewis Bowden after speaking to Miss Angell.

Ben: "Look at fat Bowd Boner"

by CutoverConch35 October 08, 2018