pointy boner

when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade

I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.

by Rupert Hannibal Queefeater March 8, 2023

Boner

A guy who sucks or a loser

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner

by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025

note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.

Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.

by Xantipe January 14, 2020

Boner Bait

When a guy uses a girl to get off without fucking her often associated with fuckboys

Keith : last night I boner baited Liza
Seth : nice

by Not that slim shady June 30, 2017

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023

Screaming Boner

When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time

My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.

I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.

by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020

Boner

When your sick hard

“My dock is hard I think I have a boner”

by Bonr January 20, 2023