Urban Dictionary

Is this something people talk about in their daily lives?

Some guy "Hey, did you read that urban dictionary post the other day?"

Some other guy "Yeah, I was talking to my friend about it because that's totally a thing that people talk about."

Some guy "I know! I don't go a day WITHOUT talking about Urban Dictionary. I've actually NEVER had a conversation that wasn't about Urban Dictionary"

Some other guy "That's tight. We are totally normal people and talk about totally normal things."

Third guy "Hey, you ever hear of that one guy?"

Some guy "Bro, shut up! We're talking about Urban Dictionary! If it's not about Urban Dictionary we don't want to hear it."

Third guy "Bro! He's on Urban Dictionary!"

Some other guy "WHAT!? HE IS!?"

Third guy "YES! He is! People talk about him and Urban Dictionary all the time!"

Some guy "Oh! Ok. I thought you were going to talk about something other than Urban Dictionary."

Third guy "There are things to talk about other than Urban Dictionary?"

Some guy "Touché!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2022

urban dictionary

the place you go when you’re bored as fuck and wanna know literally anything

What you wanna do ?

Ugh urban dictionary maybe ?

by dyl O’Brien November 17, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone talks about sex and stuff and it gets really annoying.

Today, I checked out Urban Dictionary and i found a lot of inappropriate words.

by YonJon7ron November 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A place where death is automatically indefinitely positively thoroughly and truly inevitable.

You: *looks up the urban dictionary in the urban dictionary*
Google: *dies*
Computer: *dies*
Fbi: *bangs on door* "FBI OPEN UP"

by mmmmmmbjgbugcdsxxqwertyuiop[[[ May 5, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.

Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."

Friend: "What does that mean?"

Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend: "How do you know that?"

Me: "Urban Dictionary."

by youngsallyface February 15, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The one place where you find completely fake information about a person whose name you type in.

If you know someone whose name has a definition on URBAN DICTIONARY they are probably a Censored

by HeWhoKnowsTheTruth June 16, 2021

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by UrbanDictionaryOwl September 14, 2020