Lukas Telešius

Fucking handsome: big dick, big balls and loves big hugs.
Also pretty creative.

Look! It’s Lukas Telešius! I’d love to see his big cock…

by Nežinomas March 14, 2023

Scissor & Tell

The equivalent of kiss & tell but in this case scissor & tell.

My friend Alani doesn’t scissor & tell

by Mrs Garrison June 9, 2023

self teller

At any grocery store, a self teller is a checkout machine that you work without any help from an employee. Also known as a self-checkout.

“Hey yo bitch, you got 15 items or less, go to the self-teller.” Self teller.

by Eddie Hascal goat June 25, 2023

Horror-teller

A He or She that tells scary stories

I'm a spooky Horror-teller

by anonymous July 6, 2023

Peak Television

Any form of entertainment represented in episodes that could be considered one of the best e.g: Mr Robot, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Monster and Berserk (1998)

Walter White: Jesse, we need to watch Breaking BAD
Jesse Pinkman: Yeah bitch! Peak Television yo!

by Haha, I stole all your data. August 7, 2023

national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.

Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@

by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024