face-tit

when the face height of a seated person matches the breast height of a standing person sideboob

The young women crowded around and began to ask questions. Brad could barely form a coherent thought, much less carry on a conversation, due to the major face-tit he was getting from Susie.

by Ricardo Corridor January 16, 2009

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Bread tits

It is where the nipple of the tits are so big, you could call them bread tits.

"Damn mike, your mom has big bread tits."
"Fuck you Erik, how do you know."

by Bread_tits_mom_ September 18, 2016

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Bee's Tits

A term described when a female person has the tit size of a B cup with nipples so pointy that they will pierce your skin like a bee stinger.

Guy A: Dude, my girlfriend has bee's tits.
Guy B: Bee's tits?
Guy A: Yes, her tits are B cups but when i took her bra off her nipples were so pointy they stabbed me and i was bleeding out
Guy B: Holy shit dude!

by Crossman_12 March 2, 2017

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calm your tits

A sexist and degrading way of telling someone to calm down. Effective because it silences the addressee by invoking their fear of appearing like a hysterical female.

Wife: "I can't believe you would quit your job and not even tell me about it!"
Husband: "Calm your tits. If you ever had a job, you would understand."

Boyfriend: "I just don't want to have children unless we're married."
Girlfriend: "Calm your tits. You sound like my mom."

by hypehuman April 2, 2019

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