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Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.
You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.
by SenorSauce January 18, 2024
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Piss talks

The opposite of peace talks. It generally means to piss off your rival in a conference to cause more hostilities.
The president went to the conference to start the piss talks
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Ex talking stage

An ex talking stage is someone you used to talk to romantically but not in a relationship
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Look-talker

This describes a driver of a vehicle who feels they MUST turn their head and look at other people in the vehicle to talk to them. For some reason they don't understand that the passengers can STILL hear them even if they talk while looking at the road in front of them!
"Mom, can you drive me to practice? I hate going with dad because he's a look-talker."
"Don't be silly, just go with your dad."

*My dad driving me to practice. Car meanders all over the road while he look-talks*
<Turns to me> Son... <faces front>
<Turns to me> I was wondering... <faces front>
<Turns to me> if you could mow... <faces front>
<Turns to me> the lawn this afternoon... <faces front>
<Turns to me> because it's getting... <faces front>
<Turns to me> a little bit... <faces front>
<Turns to me> long.... <faces front>
by T3chTon1c May 3, 2024
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Mouth Talking

An exclamation used to point out cuss words in a sentence.
Matt: the game is fucking up and kicked me
Jillian: MOUTH TALKING!
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Mouth Talking

An exclamation used to point out cuss words in a sentence.
Matt: the game is fucking up and kicked me
Jillian: MOUTH TALKING!
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Stop talking

So I can continue to talk about my incest cult...
A retard "You see, people need to stop talking.... So, I can CONTINUE to talk... About my religion... Which is an incest suffering slavery cult..."

Hym "Yeah, no, does that not lend credence to my claim that the basis for religion is the inherent solipsism of man? Because not talking does nothing to effect what's going on here..."

Dr. Retard McGee "You see, well, reality is perception. So... You got to change your perception of what is happening... FROM what's happening... TO something else entirely... And that something else... Makes you say words... That don't make me feel bad... About your situation. And then that's reality."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2024
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